Let’s keep this brief. I am sure this image has been seen by everyone with eyes, but just in case you missed it – Here it is. Captain America, lovingly rendered by professional comic book artist Rob Liefeld. At first glance, you see the majestic stance of a man who punched Nazi’s and protected the All-American way – but upon closer inspection you see a creature with a swollen chest, and some anatomy ravaging illness.
Does your morbid curiosity demand more? Take a look after the jump for just how deep the anatomically incorrect rabbit hole goes!
Using advanced comic-book technology we managed to have a look at whats behind the shield, the clothes, and the flesh.
Apart from the horror of having Rob Liefelds face super imposed over his woefully small junk, Cap’ aint looking so good.
I mean, we’re dealing with what looks like a flesh-coloured sack of official meat products. We have a couple of Christmas hams hidden in the bicep region, some entire pork flanks around the pectorals…some porterhouse steaks hidden in the abs? Generally it looks that if you plunged a knife into the star-spangled man, it would be like stabbing a rubber balloon full of play-dough.
So basically, stabbing Stretch Armstrong.
And remember, Rob Liefeld is a PROFESSIONAL – who probably makes more money than you. Peachy!
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